Radishes are too big a flavor to be contained in a jar.
Whole wheat & mayo are unAmerican-
What your looking for is Miracle Whip & Wonder Bread, a Can
of Dr. Pepper & the National Enquirer.

Since we had children the Sunday Times is only an integral
part of my excercise routine-
Hump it out to the car, Dump it on the picnic table, pick it
up after it blows all over the yard-
Random reading as I glance at the pieces just as theyu are
stuffed into the Recycle Bin.

Eti & Filet Mignon??
Relish @ a tube steak I can believe.

DD