Hi Alan,

>No way ma'am

I have come across a few people who are confused about gender, I guess you
are another.

>  (big snip)
>I hope, from what I have said above, that you at least get the gist of
>what I am trying to say.

Yo, Alan.

>As to what I ate (which was merely a cross-
>section of what I could get my hands on and which appealed to my
>palate...instincto??),

Sounds like real good planning here.

> This latter argument is a joke in itself

Yes, it certainly is.

>Even eating unripe citrus fruits (i.e. citric acid) will
>not attack the tooth enamel.

BS

> (they do tend to attempt to shoot others down and
>this is often rather embarassing).

What is embarassing is is watching you shoot yourself in the foot.


> I can tell you all those wild plants I eat in Germany, ...
> What would you like to know?

Gosh, didn't I ask you ???