I found myself pocket knife in hand trying to remove a tiresome name from an
ancient bumper sticker.  A statement perhaps...perhaps just wondering if
bumper stickers were as big a challenge as splotches on blue coctail dresses.
Wake up!  Neither my politics, nor my curiosity about sticky things have
changed.

Did I miss something?  I didn't see your one little tasteless crack.  I love
tasteless cracks...some incorrectly assume I've made a few...would you send it
to me?

-jc