B-P'ers,

I hate moving.  If arson was legal, hell, I'd never move.  I 'd just fire
up the place.  Get the little missus and kids out, of course.  I mean I'd
get some other stuff too--you know, a few tokens and photo's, my fondue
pot, and probably my favorite bath towel. I'd then collect my "piece of the
rock"check and start fresh. I can think this, can't I ?

Well, That's what I'd do, alright.

TIP #1 Don't go two weeks without retrieving your e-mail.  1067 of them
little suckers just a down loading way into the night.

TIP #2  Don't show your five year old son how to light a fire with the
magnifying glass that comes with the condensed version of the OED the day
before an unedited article is due at the publisher.  All you'll find are
chared ants and scorch marks.

-Jenks Parker, Live from Lookout Mountain, Georgia.