This is from the always incisive Onion, America's "finest news source":

      Under the new act, Americans will be protected from information
about the Iran hostage crisis, as well as all other government blunders
and/or questionable activities, including the U.S. Army's decades-long
Tuskegee syphilis experiments on black veterans; the number of times
NORAD has been at DefCon 1 due to human or computer error; and the
government's longtime support of Indonesian president Suharto, a
dictator responsible for one million deaths in East Timor.

http://www.theonion.com/onion3312/freedomfrominfo.html