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Peter Brandt wrote:
> Welcome To The Psychiatric Hotline
> Dial 1-900-psh-rink
> Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
> If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
> If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
> If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
> If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want.
> Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
> If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell
> you which number to press.
> If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press.
> No one will answer.
> If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that
> the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to
> bite off your ear.
HELP!! I am all of the above at the same time. Now what do I do????
Toxic Mind Ellie
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