Not only was Humpty Dumpty pushed, but I've got it from a good source that
the King's Men were paid off to say that they couldn't put him back
together again even though they could.  Something about National Security,
but I don't believe it.

John P.

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Hi. John!
"How did I come up with all this?!?"
Do you mean you don't believe?
What do you mean?

BTW, I'm a bit of a conspiracy theorist myself. How much
would you wager that Humpty Dumpty was pushed?

Kind regards,

Gatsby,

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>
> Wow.  Well, now I'm stuck in a catch-22.  If I deny this, then all the
> conspiracy theorists will assume it's true.  If I admit it, then everyone
> else will think it's true.
>
> Say, wait a minute... I'm the worst consipracy theorist here.  Ok, then,
I
> deny it!
>
> JCP
>
> PS - Gerard, how in the world did you come up with this?!?
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