Alan:
>> Admittedly..
>>string beans, for example, HAVE to be cooked (or better
>>sprouted),
>>which thus disqualifies them as natural human food.

Martha:
>Really?  I eat these things fresh and raw quite a bit, when
>they're in season in my garden.  They're so delicious!  I give
>them to my kids, too, who love them.  Am I harming us?
>What's wrong with them?

They are evil.

They contain several very evil substances, as well as other substances
which, while not evil per say, do thrawt efforts by other holy substances
contained therein.

Beware those who do not avoid fresh string beans as they are under the
spell of the bad food genie (who claims to live with Liza). You may enjoy
the taste, and your perverted little children may enjoy the taste, but make
no mistake: evil evil evil as evidenced by NH fundamentalism.

Here's hoping you can eat the right foods in the future...;) Myself, I
can't wait to sprout some string beans!!!

Cheers,
Kirt

Secola  /\  Nieft
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