Hi
I finally got some of my articles published in a magazine
Here is the sale letter that the publishers are submitting to everyone:
>WHO ELSE WANTS TO READ AN EXCITING, ENERGIZING, ENTERTAINING MAGAZINE?
>
>I know you've been hearing about it for months. I know rumors have
>circulated far and wide about this new shocking publication. After
>months of painful labor, after recruiting the very best staff of
writers
>possible, finally, "JUST EAT AN APPLE" magazine issue #1 is available.
>
>From the Nature's First Law head office, an uncompromising approach to
>the RAW lifestyle. A delightful, entertaining, indispensable companion
>to your everyday raw life.
>
>A Word From The Editor, Frederic Patenaude:
>Dear valued readers, the magazine "JUST EAT AN APPLE" that you've been
>hearing about for months, is finally available. I'm very proud to
>present you this unique, totally "unfair" approach to the raw
lifestyle.
>
>My dear friends, let's face it: Everything is a lie. The powers that
>direct society have conspired since your birth to make you an utter
>failure. You've been vaccinated, poisoned, fed dead food, deprived of
>love, forced to go to school, humiliated. You've been sick; you've had
>your heart broken; you've seen your life fall apart many times; you've
>lived where you didn't want to live; you've been around negative people
>- energy drainers. You've never realized your full potential as a
human
>being! In other words: You've been deprived of your birthright!
>
>Are you going to follow the herd?
>
>Are you going to die of cancer or heart disease like 75% of the
>population?
>
>Are you going to end up flat broke like 93% of the population?
>
>Are you going to lead a life of quiet desperation?
>
>Are you going to let THEM poison your existence?
>
>Are you going to let this life slip by without knowing what is really
>going on in the world?
>
>Gandhi once said: "There is always a solution. All you have to do is
>ask the right questions and tap into the right information."
>
>I have dedicated the last 5 years of my life to tapping into the right
>information. I have read hundreds of books and attended dozens of
>seminars.
>
>In this past year, while traveling extensively throughout America, I
>have met some of the most successful people in the world. I have
>recruited the very best staff of writers to present to you what I feel
>is the most exciting publication available today: "JUST EAT AN APPLE"
>magazine.
>
>Stop. Listen: I don't care if you've spent thousands of dollars on
>books, seminars, videotapes, audiotapes, and newsletters. "JUST EAT AN
>APPLE" contains material that you will not find anywhere else and that
>you just can't miss! Secrets so powerful we had to release them in a
>special publication!!!
>
>I don't know just exactly how well you can imagine how much fun it's
>going to be to receive your first copy of "JUST EAT AN APPLE" magazine
>in the mail. Can you imagine when you start to realize what a great
>publication it really is - with ideas so wild it will make your
craziest
>dreams seem just like a joke!
>
>So I think as you stop and think about it, you'll understand just how
>much you can benefit from subscribing to the magazine. You can
>subscribe today or whenever now would be convenient, taking note that
if
>you order within 3 days after receiving this letter, you will receive a
>free copy of a very special booklet by Stephen Arlin a.k.a. "Captain
>Wheatgrass" of Nature's First Law.
>
>Here are some articles to appear in the first four issues:
>
>"An Interview With A Breatharian"
>"A Day At Nature's First Law"
>"What's Raw, What's Cooked"
>"Food & Sex"
>"Urban Foraging"
>"What's Happening in the Raw-Food World"
>"Raw Foods To Make You Horny"
>"How To Increase Penis Size On The Raw-Food Diet"
>"Does Bread Make You Gay?"
>"Tom Billings: Cooked-Food Moron"
>"Street Fighting On The Raw-Food Diet"
>"The Fear Of Fruit"
>"The Raw Meat Fad"
>"Masturbation: The Cause Of Male Baldness"
>"Is Durian The Forbidden Fruit"
>"Olives: The Top Fruit On Earth?"
>"Who Needs Soap And Shampoo!?"
>"Book Review of 'How To Steal Food From The Supermarket'"
>
>Rates (shipping included):
>In the USA & Canada:
>$6/issue
>$30/year (6 issues)
>$50/2 years (12 issues)
>
>Foreign:
>$8/issue
>$40/year (6 issues)
>$60/2 years (12 issues)
>
>Subscribe today by contacting:
>Nature's First Law
>PO Box 900202
>San Diego, CA 92190 USA
>tel: (800) 205-2350
>e-mail: [log in to unmask] or [log in to unmask]
>
>
>
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