I heard this morning on the radio that due to sagging profits McDonalds will
be offering a free dose of Viagra with every Big Mac. A little something for
the octagenarian clientelle besides cholesterol and bovine antibiotics. I
guess they'll go to any extent to keep up their golden arches in the golden
ages. At least the Justice Department is not insisting that McDonalds offer a
two-for-one with Burger King.

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