Sir-

I repeat- I was not hiding, but rather being abducted by a demented group of
gerbil molesters intent upon ruining my good reputation. And don't think it
was a joy ride, either. The carbon monoxide exposure has most certainly
affected my ability to concentrate, and I find myself frequently drooling in
staff meetings. Somebody call OSHA.

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