>        I need a friend.  Those were the only two I had, but they disgust
>me.  I need someone who doesn't have an innate need to ridicule me, my
>mother, my diet, my cat, my desktop theme, my software and make constant
>references to oral and anal sex.

wow, karl, way to vent!
that's what we're here for.
none of us will ridicule you, we don't know your mom, we are on the same
diet you are, we don't know your cat, your desktop theme or your software.
sometimes we make references to sex, but it's not what i'd consider constant.

so hang in there, you know you're doing the right thing for you and your
body.  go eat that big steak, you'll feel beter for it.

JoAnn