Are there are nuts that -aren't- contraversial?

                [sound of mind snapping like a sharp stick]

        I'm sick and tired of people being critical of my diet.  I've
lost perhaps 50 lbs with no chaloric restriction in a few months.  Until
the UPS strike is resolved I won't have a new uniform that fits me,
though.  I'm tired of people saying "yeah, and you'd loose a lot more if
you didn't eat ANYTHING at all."  I'm sick and tired of people blaiming
any weekness on my diet.  I have a week (or is it too strong?) olfactory
system.  Latax paint has ALWAYS made me sick.  Sure, my lungs feel like
they've been through a cheese greater after some asshole thought it would
be funny to graple me and breath Cool Ranch Doritoes into my face.  (I
must have coughed violently for a good five minutes).  MAYBE part of it
wasn't helped by NeanderThin, but I've -NEVER- liked the scent of Dorito
Breath.  Those things are BANNED from my house.
        I don't like nuts.  Without rasins for flavor, I won't eat them.
With them, it's about a handful a day.  The exception is the highly
contraversial Macadamia nuts.  They're good and I don't give a flaming
rats ass if the shells are or are not too hard to open.  If one foreign
protein is allowed to invade my system, it's going to be from Macadamia.
        I know that I should avoid grudge-eating, but I'm SO pissed off
at my "friends" (right now I don't want to EVER see them again) that I'm
going to be meatartarian until I go into moderate ketosis or better.  I'm
still drinking grapefruit juice in the morning to healp sooth the cheese
greater my lungs still feel like.  I also took out a over-one-pound
porterhouse out to defrost last night.  I want high-quality meat with
more meat as dessert.
        I don't go around telling people how fucked up their diets are.
So I don't see -why- anyone should feel compelled to anounce to me that
for the past week their diet has been only that which cannot be eaten on
NeanderThin.
        I need a friend.  Those were the only two I had, but they disgust
me.  I need someone who doesn't have an innate need to ridicule me, my
mother, my diet, my cat, my desktop theme, my software and make constant
references to oral and anal sex.