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Date: | Thu, 30 Oct 1997 22:56:55 -0600 |
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For a few weeks I have been wering slacks and shirt that are far
to large to me as part of my work uniform. The pants were size 50, I
can't recall the shirt beyond the neck size being 19. So, I went to the
district office to get another pair of uniforms. I had been chugging a
half-liter of Water Joe so I was feeling a little cocky. I bypassed the
size 48 to go right to 46. I was feeling a lot cocky after the size 46
fit, so I tried 44's. They're tight, but I can sit down (carefully) with
them on. So, WTF, I figured I'll shrink into them by Thanksgiving. (My
plan for Thanksgiving is to leave no leftover turkey).
So, my goal for maybe next summer (1999) is to get a Rennisense
costume for going to the Bristol Rennisance Fair and/or other events were
tight pants and a loose, open shirt will flatter my Adonically attractive
body. My cynical cousin tells me "keep the dream alive." But going from
54 to 44 in half a year sounds good. If I can get down to 38 by next May,
I have a collection of clothes donated to me by someone on the AgroFat
diet. People are starting to ask about NeanderThin. I've made a BIG
impression on people.
I'm getting a little hyper. Does anyone know a good book or video
to teach the basics of weightlifting to obsese sedentaries? I can't wait
until "Evolutionary Fitness" to come out before I start. My body is
crying out for activity.
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