Peter Brandt wrote:
> Welcome To The Psychiatric Hotline
> Dial 1-900-psh-rink

> Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.

> If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

> If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

> If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

> If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want.
> Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

> If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell
> you which number to press.

> If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press.
> No one will answer.

> If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that
> the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to
> bite off your ear.

HELP!! I am all of the above at the same time. Now what do I do????

Toxic Mind Ellie