OK. It's all over as quickly as it began. Martha Seagoe (complimetary award
for most aqautic ape name), Ward...James Ward (complimentary award for
smooth name), and Ombodhi (complimentary award for being the only person
ever to pronounce Melisa's name properly online) gets one as the resident
veg-raw charity case, since he came in a close third, and maybe he can
figure out how to post entire web pages to _print_ if he sidles up to
H&B...all are WINNERS! Congrats to spending your whole afternoon online as
I have instead of doing anything remotely productive, and watch your snail
mail for the old-fashioned treat of snail mail that matters.

Whoa, I hope this good deed lasts for a couple decades at least. (This what
happens when you eat salmon for lunch that is still dripping its oil after
10 days at room temp in front of a fan and it's still not rancid! Wild
salmon; accept no substitutes, or you'll be disappointed. You get a feeling
of well-being that makes you offer free stuff to folks that actually have
jobs..well, not Ombodhi, of course.)

Note, winners, that if I get your subs in today (doubtful) you will receive
the third of the already famous _and_ infamous "Ward's interview" triology
in January, and you'll surely be curiousity-bound to order back issues from
October and December (TC Fry stole November by dying on us). Hell, do what
I did: order the whole lot of back issues and see a real project in action
and, dare I say it, evolution. (Ombodhi, you're going to have to check them
out from the Winter Haven Public Library on your next trip to the hurricane
belt.) Surf over to:

http://members.GNN.COM/chetday/open.htm

But mostly, Merry Christmas Chet. You done lots of good...and if Jo
Willard, lovely lady that she is, tries to play snooty high school english
teacher to you, you just tell her that you're _already_ a snooty high
school english teacher and she doesn't impress you in the least...

Cheers,
Kirt

PS If you guys keep sending your names and addresses to me, I'm going to
turn them over to all the junk mailers online...