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Hi Angel and list,
I'll bet some churches already work that--except for God on facebook, smile
Vinny
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From: "Angel" <[log in to unmask]>
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Sent: Wednesday, April 17, 2013 8:45 PM
Subject: Church services of the future?
CHURCH SERVICES of THE FUTURE
PASTOR: "Praise the Lord!"
CONGREGATION: "Hallelujah!"
PASTOR: "Can we please turn on our tablet, PC, iPad, cellphone, and Kindle
Bibles to 1 Cor 13:13. And please switch on your Bluetooth to download the
sermon."
P-a-u-s-e.........
"Now, Let us pray, committing this week into God's hands.
Open your Apps, BBM, Twitter and Facebook and chat with God..."
S-i-l-e-n-c-e...
"As we take our Sunday tithes and offering...
Please have your credit and debit cards ready." "You can log on to the
church Wi-fi using the password Lord909887."
Ushers circulate mobile card swipe machines among the worshipers: Those
who prefer to make electronic funds transfers are directed to computers and
laptops at the rear of the church. Those who prefer to use iPads flip them
open.
Those who prefer telephone banking, take out your cellphones to transfer
your contributions to the church account.
The holy atmosphere of the Church becomes truly electrified as ALL the
cellphones, iPads, PCs and laptops beep and flicker!
Final Blessing and Closing Announcements...
This week's ministry cell meetings will be held on the various Facebook
group pages where the usual group chatting takes place. Please log in and
don't miss out.
Thursday's Bible study will be held live on Skype at 1900hrs GMT. Please
don't miss out.
You can follow your Pastor on Twitter this weekend for counseling and
prayers.
God bless you and have a wonderful week !
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car;
but if he has a university education,
he may steal the whole railroad.
~Theodore Roosevelt~
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