This is not the type of Redneck jokes we hear, this is beautiful. 
 
 We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective
look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and
God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd
choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns
and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of . If you feel the same, pass
this on to your redneck friends. Y'all know who ya are...................  
 
 You might be a redneck if:  It never occurred to you to be offended by the
phrase, 'One nation, under God..'  
 
You might be a redneck if:  You've never protested about seeing the 
10 Commandments posted in public places.  
 
You might be a redneck if:  You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter
Festival.'  
 
You might be a redneck if:  You bow your head when someone prays.  
 
You might be a redneck if:  You stand and place your hand overyour heart
when they play the National Anthem.    You might be a redneck if:  You treat
our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.    You might
be a redneck if:  You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.  
 
You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid
to say so, no matter who is listening.  
 
You might be a redneck if:  You respect your elders and raised your kids to
do the same.  Some of you are so old you don't have elders to respect. 
 
You might be a redneck if:  You'd give your last dollar to a friend.  
 
You might be a redneck if:  You believe in God & Jesus and believe that
others have the right to believe in which ever God they believe in as long
as their God does not tell them to kill anyone who does not believe the same
as they do!!!!! 
 
If you received this email from me, it is because I believe that you, like
me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs as those
talked about in this email.  
 
God Bless the USA 
 
!Keep the fire burning, redneck friend. You can pass it on to your redneck
friends  and Associates---------It is totally acceptable and might save our
country!!!!  
 
IN GOD WE TRUST!              block quote end