She has to, to avoid being with you.  Anything must be worth that.
They say "everybody works in Russia".  How about you finding out if that's 
true.

Actually, you are a pitiful excuse for a Human Being, and the best argument 
I have heard for carrying a hand gun.
I hope that you at least don't reproduce.

I am anxiously awaiting your removal from the list for filthy language, 
disrespectful behavior, and most of all terrible spelling.