Rhonda, good one.

earlier, Rhonda Partain, wrote:
>
>This is not the type of Redneck jokes we hear, this is beautiful.
>
>  We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective
>look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and
>God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd
>choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns
>and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of . If you feel the same, pass
>this on to your redneck friends. Y'all know who ya are...................
>
>  You might be a redneck if:  It never occurred to you to be offended by the
>phrase, 'One nation, under God..'
>
>You might be a redneck if:  You've never protested about seeing the
>10 Commandments posted in public places.
>
>You might be a redneck if:  You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter
>Festival.'
>
>You might be a redneck if:  You bow your head when someone prays.
>
>You might be a redneck if:  You stand and place your hand overyour heart
>when they play the National Anthem.    You might be a redneck if:  You treat
>our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.    You might
>be a redneck if:  You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.
>
>You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid
>to say so, no matter who is listening.
>
>You might be a redneck if:  You respect your elders and raised your kids to
>do the same.  Some of you are so old you don't have elders to respect.
>
>You might be a redneck if:  You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
>
>You might be a redneck if:  You believe in God & Jesus and believe that
>others have the right to believe in which ever God they believe in as long
>as their God does not tell them to kill anyone who does not believe the same
>as they do!!!!!
>
>If you received this email from me, it is because I believe that you, like
>me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs as those
>talked about in this email.
>
>God Bless the USA
>
>!Keep the fire burning, redneck friend. You can pass it on to your redneck
>friends  and Associates---------It is totally acceptable and might save our
>country!!!!
>
>IN GOD WE TRUST!              block quote end
>

John