These made me smile John. Thanks for sharing.



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From: john s <[log in to unmask]>
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Date: Saturday, May 24, 2014 7:30 am
Subject: Fwd: {HomeAndMedia} Know Your Hymns

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> An oldie but goodie.
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> text of forwarded message follows:
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> From: "Chris W." <[log in to unmask]>
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> DO YOU KNOW YOUR HYMNS?
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> Dentist's Hymn                  Crown Him with Many Crowns
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> Weatherman's Hymn         There Shall Be Showers of Blessing
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> Contractor's Hymn            The Church's One Foundation
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> The Tailor's Hymn            Holy, Holy, Holy
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> The Golfer's Hymn            There's a Green Hill Far Away
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> The Politician's Hymn        Standing on the Promises!
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> Optometrist's Hymn           Open My Eyes That I Might See
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> The IRS Agent's Hymn      I Surrender All
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> The Gossip's Hymn            Pass It On
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> The Electrician's Hymn      Send The Light
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> The Shopper's Hymn          Sweet Bye and Bye
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> The Realtor's Hymn            I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop
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> The Massage Therapist's    Hymn He Touched Me
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> The Doctor's Hymn            The Great Physician
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> AND for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:
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> 55 mph God Will Take Care of You
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> 75 mph Nearer My God To Thee
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> 85 mph This World Is Not My Home
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> 95 mph Lord, I'm Coming Home
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> 100 mph Precious Memories
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> John

As Always, Vicki
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