Thanks Pat this is great..
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Believe in Christ. Acts 16:31
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can do this.
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-----Original Message-----
From: The Electronic Church [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On
Behalf Of Pat Ferguson
Sent: Saturday, November 24, 2012 5:45 PM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Installing Love
>
>INSTALLING LOVE
>
>Tech Support: Yes, Ma'am.
>how can I help you?
>
>Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love.
>Can you guide me through the process?
>
>Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
>
>Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do
>I do first?
>
>Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located
>your Heart, ma'am?
>
>Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it
>okay to install Love while they are running?
>
>Tech Support: What programs are running, ma'am?
>
>Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and
>Resentment running right now.
>
>Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your
>current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but
>it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override
>Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem.
>However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those
>programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those
off, ma'am?
>
>Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
>
>Tech Support : With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness.
>Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have
>been completely erased.
>
>Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?
>
>Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program.
>You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.
>
>Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error -
>Program not run on external components ." What should I do?
>
>Tech Support: Don't worry, ma'am. It means that the Love program is set
>up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart.
>In
>non- technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before
>you can Love others.
>
>Customer: So, what should I do?
>
>Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following
>files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.
>
>Customer: Okay, done.
>
>Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system
>will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming.
>Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories
>and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never
>comes back.
>
>Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is
>playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves
>all over My Heart. Is this normal?
>
>Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually
>everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running.
>One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it
>and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share
>it with others and return some cool modules back to you.
>
>Customer: Thank you, God.
>
>-- Author Unknown
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