Can you help me please?  I became an Obama volunteer, participated in 
volunteer recruitment, took part in telephone banks, canvassed door to 
door.  The tally of my hours showed 1,563 hours of volunteer work, but 
does not show the sleepless nights and hours of thinking about the 
campaign, hearing radio and TV commentators, watching candidates' 
speeches.  The bags under my eyes have wheels, and I know the airlines 
would charge me extra for them.  My situation is this:  We cleaned the 
Obama HQ after the election and placed the leftover signs, banners, door 
hangers, brochures, bumper stickers in one room.  Unfortunately I locked 
myself in that room, where I am now. There is a computer in the room, 
which is how I am communicating with you.  My pounding on the door was 
to no avail and I fear all the volunteers and staff have gone away for 
good.  With time on my hands I explored the room.  Bea neath some signs I 
found a chest containing $6.5 million of unspent Obama funds in small 
unmarked bills. If you will forward me your bank account number and PIN, 
and maintain my trust, I'll be happy to wire this sum into your account 
IF YOU WILL RELEASE ME FROM MY LOCKED ROOM. When I am released I will 
claim half of what I have wired into your account and you may keep the 
rest with my thanks for releasing me.  To demonstrate your trust, please 
slip a $100 bill under my locked door.  I will not answer your calls 
because I do not want my McCain-Palin enemies to know where I am.  My 
address is 1635 Innocent Drive, Room 8B, Beavercreek, Ohio.  Please, no 
checks.  Thank you trusted friend, Ergor Rubreck.

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