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Kim,

I have King David listed and I added King Saul as one who was oppressed of
demons.  I can't think of anything negative written about Ruth or Esther to
add to such a list.

Phil.



----- Original Message -----
From: "Kim Etheridge" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Saturday, March 07, 2009 4:08 PM
Subject: Re: Whom Jesus Loves


 > Hmm. What about Ruth and Esther? Also, there's King David and Solomon.
 > ----- Original Message -----
 > From: "Phil Scovell" <[log in to unmask]>
 > To: <[log in to unmask]>
 > Sent: Saturday, March 07, 2009 4:33 PM
 > Subject: Whom Jesus Loves
 >
 >
 > > Anybody have someone else in the Bible to add to this list before I post
 > > it
 > > on my website?
 > >
 > > Whom Jesus Really Loves
 > >
 > > The next time you feel like GOD doesn't care, can't use you, and
 > > has forgotten about you, just look into this pathetic mirror of
 > > humanity.
 > >
 > >
 > > Noah was a drunk
 > > Abraham thought he was too old to be a father, and on top of that,
 > > he was a liar.
 > > Sarah, Abraham's wife, couldn't conceive until she was beyond
 > > child bearing years and she was a liar.
 > > Lot was immorally debauched, spiritually rebellious, a drunkard,
 > > and committed incest with not one, but with both his daughters.
 > > Isaac lied and said Rebeccah was his sister just like his father
 > > had done before him.
 > > Rachel was a conspirator and deliberately fooled her blind
 > > husband in to misappropriating the birthright and family blessing.
 > > Jacob was a liar and a conniver; stealing his brothers birthright.
 > > Leah was rejected due to lack of beauty and bargain with her
 > > sister for sex with her husband.
 > > Esau was careless and a gambler with his own birthright.
 > > Joseph grew up in a dysfunctional family, suffered from physical
 > > abuse at the hand of his jealous brothers, and was a jailbird.
 > > Moses had a speech impediment and was a murderer twice over.
 > > Gideon was a thumb sucker.
 > > Samson had long hair and was a womanizer.
 > > Rahab was a prostitute.
 > > Jeremiah was a ball baby.
 > > Timothy was accused of being too young to pastor which resulted in
 > > having an ulcer.
 > > David had an affair and killed his best friend.
 > > Elijah felt rejected, all alone, and suicidal.
 > > Isaiah preached naked for three years.
 > > Jonah tried running from God and hated seeing people born again.
 > > Naomi was pour and a widow.
 > > Job went bankrupt and lost all his children.
 > > Hosea married a prostitute by whom he had children.
 > > Peter was known for chopping off an ear if that person disagreed
 > > with his theology and furthermore, he denied Christ; not once, not
 > > twice, but three times; for crying out loud.
 > > The Disciples fell asleep during a prayer meeting with Jesus.
 > > Martha worried about everything and complained about it, too.
 > > Mary Magdalene was afflicted with 7 demons, of which Jesus cast
 > > out, and a former prostitute.
 > > The Samaritan woman was a multiple divorcee and living with a man
 > > to whom she wasn't even married.
 > > Zacchaeus thought he was too short for Jesus to care about him.
 > > Paul was a former Christian killer.
 > > Thomas was a doubter of our Lord's bodily resurrection.
 > > Lazarus died.
 > > John the Baptizer doubted the Messiahship of Jesus and was
 > > beheaded.
 > > Most of the disciples gave up religion and went back to their
 > > former employment.
 > >
 > >
 > > It Sounds Like God To Me.
 > > www.SafePlaceFellowship.com
 >
 >
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