Well, this is off topic I guess, but I have to tell you all this story.  I 
have a cousin who is more than a little stingy.  I mean he'd put a tooth 
pick through a cigar so he could get every last puff.  Anyhow, we went to 
a smorgis board, kind of an all you can eat buffet years ago when we had 
gone to a baseball game in Kansas City.  Excuse me for mentioning 
baseball.  Anyway, we both pigged out fairly well, and a lady came by 
wanting to know if we wanted pie.  I said no, but my cousin said he would 
take some.  He said, "I'm really full, but I got to be sure and get my 
money's worth."  Well, just as he forced down the last bite of pie, she 
came by and picked up our ticket and wrote a charge for the pie on it. 
Turns out the pie was extra.  He moaned about that all the way home.

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Butch Bussen
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Las Vegas