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Vinny Samarco <[log in to unmask]>
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We just bought some peanuts that say, Warning, this product contains 
peanuts.
Vinny
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From: "Sharon Hooley" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Wednesday, July 30, 2008 5:18 PM
Subject: Real Products, Real Labels


GCF: Real Products - Real Labels (1)

On Tesco's Tirimisu Dessert
"Do not turn upside down." (Printed on the bottom of the box.)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding
"Product will be hot after heating."

On packaging for a Rowenta Iron
:Do not Iron clothes on body."

On Boots Children's cough Medicine
"Do not drive car or operate machinery."

On Nytol (a sleep aid)
"Warning: may cause drowsiness."

On a Korean kitchen knife
"Warning: keep out of children."

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights
"For indoor or outdoor use only."

On a Japanese food processor
"Not to be used for the other use."

On Sainsbury's Peanuts
"Warning: contains nuts."

On an American Airlines packer of nuts
"Instructions: open packet, eat nuts."

On a Swedish chainsaw
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."

On the instruction manual for a Canon camera (circa 1966)
"Do not rattle playfully at the shutter button."

On a packet of Sunmaid Raisins
"Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal?"

On a hairdryer
"Do not use while sleeping."

On a bag of Fritos
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."

On a bar of Dial soap
"Directions: Use like regular soap."

On a frozen dinner
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."

On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box
"fits one head."

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