Well, when our church remodels our bathrooms this summer to make them
handicapped accessible, we'll have to use porta potties. Does that
count? Kathy
WAt 11:46 AM 2/25/2008, you wrote:
>Kathy,
>
>Your farm rearing days has just made you extra ultra fascinated with out
>houses, that's all.
>
>Phil.
>
>
>
>----- Original Message -----
>From: "Kathy Du Bois" <[log in to unmask]>
>To: <[log in to unmask]>
>Sent: Monday, February 25, 2008 5:30 AM
>Subject: Re: Get ready to laugh
>
>
> > Phil,
> > Yah, I've heard it before, and it's pretty good, but I still like the
> > bathroom commode.
> > Kathy
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > At 07:53 PM 2/24/2008, you wrote:
> > >Here it is. My all time, bar none, funniest joke I have ever heard. I
>read
> > >it several times a year just so I don't forget.
> > >
> > > Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson go on a camping trip, set
> > >up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Sherlock
> > >Holmes awakens his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky
> > >and tell me what you see.
> > >
> > > Watson quickly replies, "I see millions of stars."
> > >
> > > "What does that tell you?" Holmes prompts.
> > >
> > > Watson ponders momentarily before speaking. "Astronomically
> > >speaking it tells me their are millions of galaxies and
> > >potentially billions of planets. Astrologically speaking it
> > >tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise it appears to be a
> > >quarter past three. Theologically, it is evident that the Lord
> > >is all powerful and we are small and insignificant.
> > >Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
> > >What does it tell you Mr. Holmes?"
> > >
> > > Holmes is silent for a moment then speaks. "Watson, you
> > >idiot! Someone has stolen our tent."
> >
> >
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