That's a good one.  I'll give it to Mike today.

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Carol
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----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Phil Scovell" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Wednesday, January 30, 2008 12:28 AM
Subject: Fw: why men are never depressed!


> This was worth reading.
>
> Phil.
>
>
>
> ----- Original Message ----- 
> From: "Todd Struve" <[log in to unmask]>
> To: <[log in to unmask]>
> Sent: Tuesday, January 29, 2008 4:55 PM
> Subject: why men are never depressed!
>
>
>> Why men are never depressed
>> WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
>> Men Are Just Happier People--
>> Your last name stays put.
>> The garage is all yours.
>> Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is
>> just another snack.
>> You can never be pregnant.
>> Car mechanics tell you the truth.
>> The world is your urinal.
>> You never have to drive to another gas station
>> restroom because this one is just
>> too icky.
>> You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn
>> a nut on a bolt.
>> Same work, more pay.
>> Wrinkles add character.
>> People never stare at your chest when you're talking
>> to them.
>> New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
>> One mood all the time.
>> Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
>> You know stuff about tanks and engines. A ten-day
>> vacation requires only one suitcase
>> You can open all your own jars.
>> You get extra credit for the slightest act of
>> thoughtfulness.
>> Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs
>> of shoes are more than enough.
>> You never have strap problems in public.
>> You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
>> Everything on your face stays its original color.
>> The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
>> You only have to shave your face and neck.
>> You can play with toys all your life.
>> One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all
>> seasons.
>> You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
>> You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
>> You have freedom of choice concerning growing a
>> mustache.
>> You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on
>> December 24 in 25 minutes.
>> No wonder men are happier.
>> Send this to the women who can handle it
>> and to the men who will enjoy reading it
>>
>> Todd
>>
>>
>>
>>
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