lol.  cute.

Jenifer Gilley
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From: The Electronic Church [mailto:[log in to unmask]]On
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Sent: Sunday, February 17, 2008 10:06 AM
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Subject: Wal-Mart Greeter


Wal-Mart Greeter



Charley, a new retiree greeter at WalMart, just couldn't seem to get
to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, sometimes 15 minutes late.
But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean shaven, sharp minded and
a real credit to the company, and obviously demonstrating their "Older
Person
Friendly" policies.

One day, the boss was in a real quandary about how to deal with it.
Finally, he called him into the office for a talk.

"Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang
up job, but your being late so often is quite bothersome."

"Yes, I know, boss, and I am working on it."

"Well, good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear. It's
odd though, your coming in late. I know you're retired from the Armed
Forces. What did they say if you came in late there?"

"They said, 'Good morning, General. Tea or coffee this morning, Sir?'"