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i loved it kat.
--- Kathy <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> I got this joke today from a a Jewish email
> newsletter. I thought it was so funny, I'd share it
> with you. --- Kat
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> Sol visits Abe and sees he's got a new dog.
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> "So what kind of dog is this?" asks Sol.
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> "It's a Jewish dog. His name is Irving," says Abe.
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> "Watch this," continues to Abe. "Irving, Fetch!"
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> Irving walks slowly to the door, then turns around
> and says, "So why are you talking to me like that?
> You always order me around like I'm nothing. Then
> you make me sleep on the floor, with my arthritis...
> You give me this farkakta food with all the salt and
> fat, and you tell me it's a special diet... You
> should try eating it!... And do you ever take me for
> a decent walk? No! It's out of the house, a few
> steps, and right back home. Maybe if I could stretch
> out a little, the sciatica wouldn't kill me so
> much!"
>
> "That's amazing!" cries Sol.
>
> "I don't know," says Abe. "I think this dog has a
> hearing problem. I said fetch, and he thought I said
> kvetch."
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