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ken barber <[log in to unmask]>
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Wed, 30 Jan 2008 11:02:46 -0800
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oh, lol what did i start. you know everyone has to put
in a pun now. 
which of course i look forward to. 


--- "Kendall D. Corbett" <[log in to unmask]>
wrote:

> Today's "punishment."
> 
> A piece of string goes into a bar, and is told by
> the bartender "in no
> uncertain terms," that the bar would NOT serve
> liquor to a piece of string.
> 
> Piece of string goes out, ties itself into a not and
> unravels it's ends a
> little.  Then it goes back into the bar and asks for
> a drink again.
> 
> The bartender says "Hey, aren't you the same piece
> of string I told to get
> out of here a little while ago?"
> 
> Pice of string replies, "No, I'm a frayed knot."
> 
> On Jan 30, 2008 8:31 AM, ken barber
> <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> 
> > Named Drink
> >
> > A grasshopper goes to a bar and hops up on a
> stool.
> >
> > The bartender is surprised to see a grasshopper
> and
> > says "Say, you know we have a drink named after
> you?"
> >
> > The grasshopper responds "You have a drink named
> > Roger?"
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > 
>
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> 
> Kendall
> 
> An unreasonable man (but my wife says that's
> redundant!)
> 
> The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the
> unreasonable one
> persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
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