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Re: A snail buys a fast new car
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Tamar Raine <[log in to unmask]>
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lol! my dad would have liked this joke! took me a moment to get it... lol

Mag, going to have a magarita (margarita made with lemonade instead of lime juice)

btw; does anybody else have attendants with moral issues around fixing an alcoholic beverage for them? I have one with moral issues, and another who is a recovering Alcoholic. The RA I can understand, but the moral/religious/ethical issues?? gmab! 
 
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----- Original Message ----
From: ken barber <[log in to unmask]>
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Sent: Thursday, October 25, 2007 1:33:46 PM
Subject: A snail buys a fast new car

A snail buys a fast new car 

There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his
reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some
fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping
around a while, he decided that the Nissan 350-ZX was
the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest
Nissan dealer and says he wants to buy the 350-ZX, but
he wants it repainted "350-S". 

The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?" 

The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want
everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's
driving."  
  Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique
opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to
have the car repainted for a small fee. 

The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his
days roaring happily down the highway at top speed.
And whenever anyone would see him zooming by; they'd
say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!" 

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