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> In a message dated 3/7/2006 12:54:06 PM Eastern Standard Time,
> [log in to unmask] writes:
>
> Be very careful about buying printer toner this year. After the
> hurricane in New Orleans many printers were blown over. Northern
> carpetbaggers salvaged the toner with siphons but possum feces,
> spoiled milk from ransacked Wal-marts, and Ray Nagin's jockey
> shorts were used as filler. So it will be showing up at Staples,
> PCZones, Ralph's Discount Toner Warehouse and Ken's sisters coffee
> shop at dirt cheap prices with one huge problem; when the printer
> is given a setting over 600 dpi, a foul-smelling cloud will come
> out of LPT 2, followed by rabid raccoons wearing throw beads made
> up of dolls modelled after Michael Chertoff, with no clothes on.
>
I'll run from that fate.
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