Sharon,
Coming from a blind farm girl, I'm not at all surprised there was a cow in
this story.
Phil.
----- Original Message -----
From: "Sharon Hooley" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Wednesday, December 12, 2007 7:33 PM
Subject: Funny Joke
> Hi!
>
> I'm putting the ad stuff below the joke, so you'll find the text first.
>
> Sharon
>
> GCF: Failing Eyesight
>
> An older lady was expecting a gentleman friend to call on her later
> in the day. She was nervous because her eyesight was failing and was
> afraid her friend might reject her because she was less than perfect.
> So, she came up with a plan to prove to him that she could see perfectly.
>
> She put a straight pin in a tree that was about 200 feet from her front
> porch.
>
> When her beau arrived, they sat in the porch swing and were talking
> when she suddenly stopped the conversation and asked, "Is that a pin
> sticking in that tree?"
>
> Her friend squinted his eyes and said, "I don't see a thing."
>
> "Well, I'm going to go see," she said as she jumped up, ran toward
> the tree, and collided with a cow.
>
> _ _____________________________________ _
> ----------------------------------------------------------
> The ad that is inserted into this email is done automatically by
> YahooGroups as a condition of their free hosting the Good Clean Fun list.
> I have no control over any content of the advertisement.
> ----------------------------------------------------------
>
> Emailed to me another humor list (Good Clean Funnies List) -Tom
> To subscribe The Good Clean Funnies List, (not to be confused with
> this list, which is Good Clean Fun) send an email to:
> [log in to unmask]
> with subject = add
>
> If this was forwarded to you, please consider your own subscription to
> Good Clean Fun. It's free! A smile will enhance the quality of your life.
> Just send an email to:
> [log in to unmask]
> or visit the Good Clean Fun web site
> http://www.kcbx.net/~tellswor/
> Unsubscribe info for Good Clean Fun is at the end of this email.
> This email was scanned by F-Secure before it was sent.
> ----------------------------------------------------------
>
> / )| Thomas S. Ellsworth |( \
> / / |
> [log in to unmask] |
> \ \
> _( (_ |
> http://www.kcbx.net/~tellswor |
> _) )_
> (((\ \>|_/ )_____________________________( \_|</ /)))
> \\\\ \_/ / \ \_/ ////
> \ / Don't cry because its over; \ /
> \ _/ smile because it happened. \_ /
> / / \ \
> 736
>
> *** Good Clean Fun ***
> Stop for a visit, leave with a smile!
>
> Visit the Good Clean Fun web site at
> http://www.kcbx.net/~tellswor/
> Messages in this topic
> (1)
> Reply (via web post) |
> Start a new topic
> Messages
> MARKETPLACE
> Earn your degree in as few as 2 years - Advance your career with an AS,
BS,
> MS degree -
> College-Finder.net.
> Yahoo! Groups
> Change settings via the Web
> (Yahoo! ID required)
> Change settings via email:
> Switch delivery to Daily Digest |
> Switch format to Traditional
> Visit Your Group |
> Yahoo! Groups Terms of Use |
> Unsubscribe
> Recent Activity
> List of 1 items
> 22
> New Members
> list end
> Visit Your Group
> Only on Yahoo!
>
> Star Wars galaxy
>
> Create a profile
>
> and meet fans.
> Y! Messenger
>
> Quick file sharing
>
> Send up to 1GB of
>
> files in an IM.
> Moderator Central
>
> Yahoo! Groups
>
> Get the latest news
>
> from the team.
> .
>
> __,_._,___
>
>
|
