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At 06:51 PM 2/24/2008, you wrote:
>Yes, yes.  That's what I meant by liking to read it every so often.  I might
>even have it on my website in a joke section because I've always enjoyed it.
>Speaking of which, I'll go get my all time favorite joke, bar none.  The dam
>fish joke is my all time favorite short joke.  This other joke is a little
>longer is all but funnier than all get out.
>
>Phil.
>
>
>
>----- Original Message -----
>From: "Kathy Du Bois" <[log in to unmask]>
>To: <[log in to unmask]>
>Sent: Sunday, February 24, 2008 5:32 PM
>Subject: Re: attention Phil
>
>
> > Okay, but, compared to the dammed fish, is this a great joke or what!
>Kathy
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > At 06:01 PM 2/24/2008, you wrote:
> > >Yep, I knew it was going to be that one.  Always enjoy reading it again
>and
> > >again, too.
> > >
> > >Phil.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >----- Original Message -----
> > >From: "Kathy Du Bois" <[log in to unmask]>
> > >To: <[log in to unmask]>
> > >Sent: Sunday, February 24, 2008 1:17 PM
> > >Subject: attention Phil
> > >
> > >
> > > > The Baptist Lady and the  Bathroom Commode
> > > >
> > > >    A very proper lady began planning a week's camping vacation for her
>and
> > >her
> > > > Baptist Church group. She wrote to a campground for reservations. She
> > >wanted
> > > > to make sure that the campground was fully equipped and modern but
> > >couldn't
> > > > bring herself to write the word "toilet" in her letter.
> > > >    So, she decided on the old-fashioned term "Bathroom Commode." Once
> > >written
> > > > down she still was not comfortable. Finally she decided on the
> > >abbreviation
> > > > "B.C." and wrote, "Does your campground have its own "B.C.?"
> > > >    When the campground owner received the letter, he couldn't figure
>out
> > >what
> > > > she meant by "B.C." He showed it to several of the campers, one of
>whom
> > > > suggested the lady was obviously referring to a Baptist Church since
>there
> > >was
> > > > letterhead on the paper which referred to a Baptist Church.
> > > >    So he sent this reply...
> > > >    Dear Madam:  The B.C. is located nine miles from the campground in
>a
> > > > beautiful grove of trees. I admit it is quite a distance if you are
> > > > in the habit of
> > > > going regularly.
> > > >    No doubt you will be pleased to know that it will seat 350 people
>at
> > >one
> > > > time, and it is open on Tuesday, Thursday, and Sunday of each week.
>Some
> > >folks
> > > > like to take their lunch and make a day of it.
> > > >    The acoustics are very good, so everyone can hear even the quietest
> > > > passages. It may interest you to know that my daughter met her
> > > > husband there. We are
> > > > also having a fund-raiser to purchase new seats, as the old ones have
> > >holes in
> > > > them.
> > > >    Unfortunately my wife is ill and has not been able to attend
>regularly.
> > >It's
> > > > been a good six months since she last went. It pains her very much not
>to
> > >be
> > > > able to go more often. As we grow older, it seems to be more of an
>effort,
> > > > especially in cold weather.
> > > >    Perhaps I could accompany you the first time you go, sit with you,
>and
> > > > introduce you to all the other folks who will be there.
> > > >    I look forward to your visit. We offer a very friendly campground.
> > > >    Camp Director
> > > >
> > > > Now, that's a joke!
> > > >
> > > >
> >
> >
>
>
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