Kathy,
Your farm rearing days has just made you extra ultra fascinated with out
houses, that's all.
Phil.
----- Original Message -----
From: "Kathy Du Bois" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Monday, February 25, 2008 5:30 AM
Subject: Re: Get ready to laugh
> Phil,
> Yah, I've heard it before, and it's pretty good, but I still like the
> bathroom commode.
> Kathy
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> At 07:53 PM 2/24/2008, you wrote:
> >Here it is. My all time, bar none, funniest joke I have ever heard. I
read
> >it several times a year just so I don't forget.
> >
> > Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson go on a camping trip, set
> >up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Sherlock
> >Holmes awakens his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky
> >and tell me what you see.
> >
> > Watson quickly replies, "I see millions of stars."
> >
> > "What does that tell you?" Holmes prompts.
> >
> > Watson ponders momentarily before speaking. "Astronomically
> >speaking it tells me their are millions of galaxies and
> >potentially billions of planets. Astrologically speaking it
> >tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise it appears to be a
> >quarter past three. Theologically, it is evident that the Lord
> >is all powerful and we are small and insignificant.
> >Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
> >What does it tell you Mr. Holmes?"
> >
> > Holmes is silent for a moment then speaks. "Watson, you
> >idiot! Someone has stolen our tent."
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