Phil,
Yah, I've heard it before, and it's pretty good, but I still like the 
bathroom commode.
Kathy




At 07:53 PM 2/24/2008, you wrote:
>Here it is.  My all time, bar none, funniest joke I have ever heard.  I read
>it several times a year just so I don't forget.
>
>      Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson go on a camping trip, set
>up their tent, and fall asleep.  Some hours later, Sherlock
>Holmes awakens his faithful friend.  "Watson, look up at the sky
>and tell me what you see.
>
>      Watson quickly replies, "I see millions of stars."
>
>      "What does that tell you?" Holmes prompts.
>
>      Watson ponders momentarily before speaking.  "Astronomically
>speaking it tells me their are millions of galaxies and
>potentially billions of planets.  Astrologically speaking it
>tells me that Saturn is in Leo.  Time wise it appears to be a
>quarter past three.  Theologically, it is evident that the Lord
>is all powerful and we are small and insignificant.
>Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
>What does it tell you Mr. Holmes?"
>
>      Holmes is silent for a moment then speaks.  "Watson, you
>idiot!  Someone has stolen our tent."