I like both jokes. Phil, you will never guess from whom I heard
about the WC joke, so I'll tell you, Doris Hart.
earlier, Kathy Du Bois, wrote:
>I know John, it's old, but you have to admit that it beats Phil's
>fish story by a mile! GRIN! Kathy
>
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>At 06:35 PM 2/24/2008, you wrote:
>>I saw this back in the 70s referring to the WC and the Wayside
>>Chapel. I think the humor is more British as well.
>>
>>earlier, Kathy Du Bois, wrote:
>>
>>>The Baptist Lady and the Bathroom Commode
>>>
>>> A very proper lady began planning a week's camping vacation for
>>> her and her
>>>Baptist Church group. She wrote to a campground for reservations. She wanted
>>>to make sure that the campground was fully equipped and modern but couldn't
>>>bring herself to write the word "toilet" in her letter.
>>> So, she decided on the old-fashioned term "Bathroom Commode."
>>> Once written
>>>down she still was not comfortable. Finally she decided on the abbreviation
>>>"B.C." and wrote, "Does your campground have its own "B.C.?"
>>> When the campground owner received the letter, he couldn't
>>> figure out what
>>>she meant by "B.C." He showed it to several of the campers, one of whom
>>>suggested the lady was obviously referring to a Baptist Church
>>>since there was
>>>letterhead on the paper which referred to a Baptist Church.
>>> So he sent this reply...
>>> Dear Madam: The B.C. is located nine miles from the campground in a
>>>beautiful grove of trees. I admit it is quite a distance if you
>>>are in the habit of
>>>going regularly.
>>> No doubt you will be pleased to know that it will seat 350 people at one
>>>time, and it is open on Tuesday, Thursday, and Sunday of each
>>>week. Some folks
>>>like to take their lunch and make a day of it.
>>> The acoustics are very good, so everyone can hear even the quietest
>>>passages. It may interest you to know that my daughter met her
>>>husband there. We are
>>>also having a fund-raiser to purchase new seats, as the old ones
>>>have holes in
>>>them.
>>> Unfortunately my wife is ill and has not been able to attend
>>> regularly. It's
>>>been a good six months since she last went. It pains her very much not to be
>>>able to go more often. As we grow older, it seems to be more of an effort,
>>>especially in cold weather.
>>> Perhaps I could accompany you the first time you go, sit with you, and
>>>introduce you to all the other folks who will be there.
>>> I look forward to your visit. We offer a very friendly campground.
>>> Camp Director
>>>
>>>Now, that's a joke!
>>>
>>>
>>>
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>>John
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