Yes, yes.  That's what I meant by liking to read it every so often.  I might
even have it on my website in a joke section because I've always enjoyed it.
Speaking of which, I'll go get my all time favorite joke, bar none.  The dam
fish joke is my all time favorite short joke.  This other joke is a little
longer is all but funnier than all get out.

Phil.



----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Kathy Du Bois" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Sunday, February 24, 2008 5:32 PM
Subject: Re: attention Phil


> Okay, but, compared to the dammed fish, is this a great joke or what!
Kathy
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>
>
>
> At 06:01 PM 2/24/2008, you wrote:
> >Yep, I knew it was going to be that one.  Always enjoy reading it again
and
> >again, too.
> >
> >Phil.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >----- Original Message -----
> >From: "Kathy Du Bois" <[log in to unmask]>
> >To: <[log in to unmask]>
> >Sent: Sunday, February 24, 2008 1:17 PM
> >Subject: attention Phil
> >
> >
> > > The Baptist Lady and the  Bathroom Commode
> > >
> > >    A very proper lady began planning a week's camping vacation for her
and
> >her
> > > Baptist Church group. She wrote to a campground for reservations. She
> >wanted
> > > to make sure that the campground was fully equipped and modern but
> >couldn't
> > > bring herself to write the word "toilet" in her letter.
> > >    So, she decided on the old-fashioned term "Bathroom Commode." Once
> >written
> > > down she still was not comfortable. Finally she decided on the
> >abbreviation
> > > "B.C." and wrote, "Does your campground have its own "B.C.?"
> > >    When the campground owner received the letter, he couldn't figure
out
> >what
> > > she meant by "B.C." He showed it to several of the campers, one of
whom
> > > suggested the lady was obviously referring to a Baptist Church since
there
> >was
> > > letterhead on the paper which referred to a Baptist Church.
> > >    So he sent this reply...
> > >    Dear Madam:  The B.C. is located nine miles from the campground in
a
> > > beautiful grove of trees. I admit it is quite a distance if you are
> > > in the habit of
> > > going regularly.
> > >    No doubt you will be pleased to know that it will seat 350 people
at
> >one
> > > time, and it is open on Tuesday, Thursday, and Sunday of each week.
Some
> >folks
> > > like to take their lunch and make a day of it.
> > >    The acoustics are very good, so everyone can hear even the quietest
> > > passages. It may interest you to know that my daughter met her
> > > husband there. We are
> > > also having a fund-raiser to purchase new seats, as the old ones have
> >holes in
> > > them.
> > >    Unfortunately my wife is ill and has not been able to attend
regularly.
> >It's
> > > been a good six months since she last went. It pains her very much not
to
> >be
> > > able to go more often. As we grow older, it seems to be more of an
effort,
> > > especially in cold weather.
> > >    Perhaps I could accompany you the first time you go, sit with you,
and
> > > introduce you to all the other folks who will be there.
> > >    I look forward to your visit. We offer a very friendly campground.
> > >    Camp Director
> > >
> > > Now, that's a joke!
> > >
> > >
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