This was worth reading.

Phil.



----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Todd Struve" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Tuesday, January 29, 2008 4:55 PM
Subject: why men are never depressed!


> Why men are never depressed
> WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
> Men Are Just Happier People--
> Your last name stays put.
> The garage is all yours.
> Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is
> just another snack.
> You can never be pregnant.
> Car mechanics tell you the truth.
> The world is your urinal.
> You never have to drive to another gas station
> restroom because this one is just
> too icky.
> You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn
> a nut on a bolt.
> Same work, more pay.
> Wrinkles add character.
> People never stare at your chest when you're talking
> to them.
> New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
> One mood all the time.
> Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
> You know stuff about tanks and engines. A ten-day
> vacation requires only one suitcase
> You can open all your own jars.
> You get extra credit for the slightest act of
> thoughtfulness.
> Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs
> of shoes are more than enough.
> You never have strap problems in public.
> You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
> Everything on your face stays its original color.
> The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
> You only have to shave your face and neck.
> You can play with toys all your life.
> One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all
> seasons.
> You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
> You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
> You have freedom of choice concerning growing a
> mustache.
> You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on
> December 24 in 25 minutes.
> No wonder men are happier.
> Send this to the women who can handle it
> and to the men who will enjoy reading it
>
> Todd
>
>
>
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