a great version. 

--- Kathy <[log in to unmask]> wrote:

> Hahahah - if you don't mind, here's the version I
> heard:
> 
> A  American couple was driving down a twisting
> country road in the Dales  in 
> Yorkshire when they passed a woman who was shouting
> something at them.
> 
> The wife turned to her husband and said, "What did
> she say?  I didn't hear 
> her!"
> 
> He responded.  "I'm not sure but I think she said
> "Pigs!"
> 
> She huffed. "Well, I never!"
> 
> The local constable charged them with damages from
> hitting the pigs.
> 
> Kat
> --------------------------------------------------
> From: "ken barber" <[log in to unmask]>
> Sent: Monday, December 24, 2007 2:41 PM
> Newsgroups:   bit.listserv.c-palsy
> To: <[log in to unmask]>
> Subject: The end is near!!   -:)
> 
> > The End is Near
> >
> > A priest and pastor from the local parishes are
> > standing by the side of the road holding up a sign
> > that reads, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around
> now
> > before it's too late!"
> >
> > They planned to hold up the sign to each passing
> car.
> >
> > "Leave us alone you religious nuts!" yelled the
> first
> > driver as he sped by.
> >
> > From around the curve they heard screeching tires
> and
> > a big splash. "Do you think," said one clergy to
> the
> > other, "we should just put up a sign that says
> 'Bridge
> > Out' instead?"
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > 
> >
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