Phil,
Here's another one about the Birds and the Bees:
An 8-year-old girl walked into her father's study and asked, "What is sex?"
Her father, puzzled, proceeded to give her details about the Birds and the
Bees, while his daughter stood open-mouthed. Finally, he asked, "Why did
you want to know about this now?" "Well," replied the girl, "Mama said that
dinner would be ready in a couple of secs."
Sharon