GCF: Attainable New Year's Resolutions

This year I resolve to...
- Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
- Stop exercising. Waste of time.
- Read less. Makes you think.
- Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
- Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
- Take a vacation to someplace important: like, to see the largest
ball of twine.
- Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
- Buy a 1983 Cadillac ElDorado and invest in a really loud stereo
system and get the windows tinted.
- Buy some fur for the dash.
- Not swim with piranhas or sharks.
- Never make New Year's resolutions again.

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