You guys are so funny! lol. I love it!

Squeezings,
Pat Ferguson on the laptop
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From: "John Schwery" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Saturday, September 15, 2007 7:20 AM
Subject: Re: Drink and be merry


> Phil, do you know what happens when you throw oranges at a synagogue? 
> Juice come out.
>
> earlier, Phil Scovell, wrote:
>
>>My Mexican barber, he is about 70 years old, told me this  today.
>>He is a fine Christian man and plays the guitar on his  church
>>worship team.
>>
>>      Three rabbis were studying some old manuscripts and
>>discovered  that a number of Mexican's Jews lives in a particular
>>part of  Mexico.  They wanted to check this out further so they
>>booked a  flight.
>>
>>      Once after renting a car and driving for hundreds of miles,
>>then traveling by donkeys, and  eventually by foot, they arrived
>>wearily at the village which was uncovered in their  studies.
>>
>>      Finding a small canteena that was open, they entered and when
>>the waiter  came over to give them water and to take their orders,
>>one of the rabbis said, "We are scholars, Rabbis, and in  our
>>recent studies, we have learned that many years ago, there were
>>established a considerable number of Mexicans Jews in this area.
>>Do  you know if there are any Mexican Jews here?"
>>
>>      "No," he answered, "I have never heard of such a thing but I
>>shall ask the owner of this establishment.
>>
>>      Returning a few moments later, he said, "No, I am sorry, we
>>have no Mexican Jews here."
>>
>>      The men insisted there had to be because their manuscripts
>>were originals and they could not be wrong.
>>
>>      "Well, I will go ask the cook.  Perhaps he will know."
>>
>>      Moments later, the waiter returned.  "I am sorry but  the
>>cook he say, we have no Mexican Jews here in this place.  In
>>fact, he say, we have no orange juice, grape juice, tomato juice,
>>or any type of  Mexican juice at all in this place."
>>
>>
>>
>>
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> John
>
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