phil,
,
    It's a groaner.
Vinny
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Phil Scovell" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Friday, September 14, 2007 1:31 PM
Subject: Drink and be merry


> My Mexican barber, he is about 70 years old, told me this  today.
> He is a fine Christian man and plays the guitar on his  church
> worship team.
>
>     Three rabbis were studying some old manuscripts and
> discovered  that a number of Mexican's Jews lives in a particular
> part of  Mexico.  They wanted to check this out further so they
> booked a  flight.
>
>     Once after renting a car and driving for hundreds of miles,
> then traveling by donkeys, and  eventually by foot, they arrived
> wearily at the village which was uncovered in their  studies.
>
>     Finding a small canteena that was open, they entered and when
> the waiter  came over to give them water and to take their orders,
> one of the rabbis said, "We are scholars, Rabbis, and in  our
> recent studies, we have learned that many years ago, there were
> established a considerable number of Mexicans Jews in this area.
> Do  you know if there are any Mexican Jews here?"
>
>     "No," he answered, "I have never heard of such a thing but I
> shall ask the owner of this establishment.
>
>     Returning a few moments later, he said, "No, I am sorry, we
> have no Mexican Jews here."
>
>     The men insisted there had to be because their manuscripts
> were originals and they could not be wrong.
>
>     "Well, I will go ask the cook.  Perhaps he will know."
>
>     Moments later, the waiter returned.  "I am sorry but  the
> cook he say, we have no Mexican Jews here in this place.  In
> fact, he say, we have no orange juice, grape juice, tomato juice,
> or any type of  Mexican juice at all in this place."
>