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Sun, 19 Aug 2007 09:23:34 -0400
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I Just thought the message was a joke and nothing else as the joke is so 
wrong at it's core as are most religious jokes composed by those who know 
little or nothing concerning the beliefs at which they scoff.  The basis for 
it's inaccuracy is it's confusion between reincarnation and transmigration. 
It's beginning is a clear statement to it's inaccuracy as it says "the 
pitfalls of reincarnation".  Even though I don't share beliefs held by other 
religions I never scoff at them, because they are taken most seriously by 
those who hold those beliefs.  I shouldn't enjoy being scoffed at by those 
who are not Catholic or Christian.
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Jenifer Gilley" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Saturday, August 18, 2007 9:30 AM
Subject: Re: This Will Make You Stop And Think


> lol phil!  too funny.  but yet, sad that people actually believe that
> garbage!
>
> Jenifer Gilley
> Christ came that we may have life everlasting!
> Email:
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>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: The Electronic Church [mailto:[log in to unmask]]On
> Behalf Of Phil Scovell
> Sent: Saturday, August 18, 2007 1:35 AM
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: This Will Make You Stop And Think
>
>
> The Pitfalls of Reincarnation.
>
>     A husband and wife were seated in their living room and
> discussing their eastern religion beliefs concerning
> reincarnation.  They loved each other so much, they couldn't
> consider the thought of being separated by death even if they did
> believe in life after death and rebirth as someone else.  So they
> both made an agreement that whoever passed away first, would do
> everything in their power to contact the one who remained alive.
>
>
>     It wasn't long after that her husband died.  month after
> month, the wife looked for signs of her husband trying to
> establish contact.  One night, he was successful.
>
>     "Honey?  It's me, George."
>
>     "You made it through?" his wife said with astonishment.
>
>     "I sure did.  I'm sorry it took so long but I have been sort
> of busy," her husband reported.
>
>     "Well, tell me all about it, dear.  what is Heaven like and
> the after life and the new reincarnated life?"
>
>     "Well," he said slowly at first, "I don't know exactly how to
> explain it but it is beyond anything I could possibly have
> dreamed."
>
>     "Well, George," she encouraged, "tell me all about it then."
>
>     "Well," he said hesitantly, "It isn't what I thought it would
> be.  I get up in the morning, very early, and have sex three
> times before breakfast.  After eating each morning, I play around
> on the golf course but then have sex multiple times before lunch
> time.  Then I play around on the golf course again after lunch and
> when finished, I have sex all afternoon long.   I play around on
> the golf course again until almost dark, stop for a quick supper,
> and have sex several times before finally falling into bed totally
> exhausted."
>
>     "Wow," his wife said almost overwhelm by what her husband
> described.  "That's incredible, dear.  Your new life as a man
> sound quite rewarding."
>
>     "Not really," he sighed.  "I came back as a rabbit." 

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