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Lyn and Triston Hunt <[log in to unmask]>
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Mon, 25 Jun 2007 19:13:34 -0400
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Me too.  I might even use this one, and change names and places.
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From: "Reeva Parry" <[log in to unmask]>
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Sent: Monday, June 25, 2007 6:06 PM
Subject: Re: Fw: A Very Wise Judge...........this is Great!!!!


>I loved that one, Lyn!
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> On Monday 6/25/2007 12:54 PM, Lyn and Triston Hunt said:
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>>Have you heard about this court case?
>>
>>In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation of Easter and 
>>Passover holidays. He decided to contact his lawyer about the 
>>discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations afforded 
>>to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while atheists had no 
>>holiday to celebrate.
>>
>>The case was brought before a wise judge. After listening to the long 
>>passionate presentation by the lawyer, the Judge banged his gavel and 
>>declared "Case Dismissed."
>>
>>The lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and said, "Your 
>>Honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? Christians have Christmas, 
>>Easter and many other observances. Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and 
>>Hanukah......yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays."
>>
>>The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said "Obviously your 
>>client is too confused to even know about, much less celebrate, his own 
>>atheists' holiday!"
>>
>>The lawyer pompously said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any such holiday 
>>for atheists. Just when might that holiday be, your Honor?"
>>
>>The judge said, "Well it comes every year on exactly the same
>>date.....April 1st! Since our calendar sets April 1st as 'April Fools'
>>Day,' consider that Psalm 14:1, Psalm 53 states, 'The fool says in his 
>>heart, there is no God.' Thus, in my opinion, if your client says there is 
>>no God, then by scripture he is a fool, thus April 1st is his holiday!"
>>
>>Pray that someday our courts will be full of these kinds of 
>>judges.....maybe then, we can put God back where He belongs.........in 
>>everything we do.....
>>
>>Way to go, Judge!
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