Oh Phil! That's a groaner! But we love it anyway!


Love Y'all,

Reeva Parry and Mari, the Purple One, from herein referred to as Ussins.


Legend has it that on Monday 9/17/2007 07:03 AM, Phil Scovell said:

>Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large
>raging,violent river.
>
>Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: "God, please give me
>the strength to cross the river"
>
>Poof!.....God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim
>across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
>
>After witnessing that, the second man prayed: "God, please give me strength
>and the tools to cross the river"
>
>Poof!....... God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he
>was
>able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
>
>Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: "God,
>please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the
>river"
>
>Poof!.....He was turned into a woman.  She checked the map, hiked one
>hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
>
>GO AHEAD, SEND THIS TO A WOMAN (OR MAN)  WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH
>
>       "If at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife told you!"