John,  Love yer ad-vise, and I don't recall you havin' a mustache last time
I seen ya.  Ruth


At 9:06 AM -0400 4/1/09, John Leeke wrote:
> >>Well, like they say, that there bird shit is worth a thousand
>dollars if only we can figure out what to do with it.<
>
>Doncha know what to do with duck shit? When you want yer mustache to
>grow in real fast, you take the green end of yer duck shit and rub it in
>all over yer upper lip. Rub it in thar real good cause you don't want no
>bare spots. Donch you worry about washing it off, just rub in some a
>them fresh green ends and you'll be alright.
>
>John (raised White Pekins, won State-Wide Fowl Champion three years
>runnin' at the Nebraska State Fair) Leeke
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