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On Tuesday 16 October 2007 22:20:55 Kendall D. Corbett wrote:
> Ken,
>
> You did start this!
>
> OK,
>
> Today's "Shaggy Dog" (horse?) story:
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> A guy has a horse, and birds keep building nests in it's mane. He tries
> everything he can think of:
>
> Roaching it (cutting it really short)
>
> Braiding it
>
> Rubbing really smelly stuff in it
>
> But nothing works. Finally he goes to the new vet in town and asks him for
> advice.
>
> The vet says "Well, you've done everything they taught me in veterinary
> school, and it hasn't worked. My undergrad degree was in liberal arts, so
> I'll suggest you try rubbing yeast in your horse's mane.
>
> The guy's skeptical, but figures he's got nothing to lose, so he gives it a
> try. It works perfectly! He calls the vet to thank him, and to ask why it
> worked when nothing else had.
>
> The vet replies: It's really quite simple "Yeast is yeast, and nest is
> nest, and never the mane shall tweet."
>
> Tommorow I'll tell the one about the corn boring worm - unless someone
> stops me before I pun again!
>
Hi Kendall,
I wonder if ICORS has a "Supported Euthanasia" group, want me to find out for
you? ;-)
Cheers
Deri
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